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Gone west


‘We’ve got the highest birth rate in the country; we’re the fastest growing region. All we need now is the lowest death rate and we’ll have the magic trinity.’ Tony Kokshoorn, Mayor of Grey District, was welcoming guests at the launch of our West Coast entry on Monday night in Greymouth. He went on to say that he was contacting the local bishop about arranging the latter.

He is right that the West Coast, with a huge export trade in coal and a flourishing tourism industry, seems to be booming. Certainly the over 100 locals at the launch were in fine mettle, and they especially loved the clip of Greymouth winning the 1977 Top Town competition. Even the weather obliged, with rain dropping gently on the roof of Tai Poutini Polytechnic just as Jeffrey Holman read us his poem on West Coast rain.

A flourishing West Coast, with smart places to stay and great coffee, is a rather different image from the West Coast of my youth. Growing up in Christchurch, I always imagined the Coast to be that wild place across the mountains where the pubs never closed, the weather was wild and the men were even wilder. It all seemed very romantic and I longed to be able to visit. But my parents refused to oblige, and it is only in recent years that I have made the journey from the dry brown river flats of Canterbury to the green, green bush of the Coast by walking over a number of the wonderful trans-alpine passes.

So it was great to go there again and present our entry to the locals. Simon Nathan, the author, has done a brilliant job summing up the region, New Zealand’s longest and least-settled. Janine Faulknor, who resourced the entry, found some great images.

Enjoy it and – even better – go visit.

Classic Kiwi Christmas carols

‘Te harinui’ (great joy) versus ‘Te haranui’ (big mistake)

The first NZ Christmas Service

The first NZ Christmas service

Carl’s Christmas blog from last year, Don’t be a turkey, has been pulling people in recently due to a comment by Jennie: ‘why do we not hear the nz christmas carol/song te haranui over the christmas period?’. The song is ‘Te harinui’ meaning great joy, rather than ‘Te haranui’, which actually means big mistake, or great sin.

Anyway, I suspect a few of you are hunting for the words to ‘Te harinui’, which, along with other Kiwi carols, can be found at this great folk song site. ‘Te harinui’ was written by Willow Macky about the first New Zealand Christmas service, held by Samuel Marsden in 1814. The chorus refers to Marsden’s service, which included a verse from the bible referring to ‘great joy’ (te harinui).

‘A pūkeko in a ponga tree’

Another great Kiwi carol is the adaptation of ‘The twelve days of Christmas‘ by Sir Kīngi Īhaka into ‘A pūkeko in a ponga tree’. His words, along with Dick Frizzell’s illustrations, were published as a book.  These kiwi lyrics beat the heck out of turtle doves and leaping lords:

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Twelve piupius swinging
Eleven haka lessons
Ten juicy fish heads
Nine sacks of pipis
Eight plants of puha
Seven eels a swimming
Six pois a twirling
Five – big – fat – pigs!
Four huhu grubs
Three flax kits
Two kumara
And a pūkeko in a ponga tree!

Musical fence

Musical fence

‘Good King Wenceslas’ the Kiwi way

What about ‘Good King Wenceslas’ played on a No. 8 wire fence in true Kiwi style?

‘We three kings’

The line-up wouldn’t be complete without this classic from Fred Dagg:

We three Kings of Orient are
One on a tractor, One on a car,
One on a scooter, tooting his hooter,
Following yonder star.

Oh, star a wonder, star a bright
Star a bewdy, she’ll be right,
Star a glory, that’s the story,
Following yonder star